Tonight's TV highlights

Four Rooms 8pm, Channel 4 Upping the production from a peeling leisure centre in Filey to a minimal warehouse scarcely disguises the fact that Four Rooms is basically Dickinson's Real Deal but with less attic-trawled tat and more bald-faced greed. Instead of paintings of spaniels and the whiff of desperation, there's a torn Francis Bacon, Elvis's golf buggy and a cigar rescued from the jowls of Winston Churchill, all of which are paraded in front of four high-end collectibles dealers. Each sits in a room and makes the owner sweat as they mull their offer. It's Dragons' Den meets Antiques Roadshow. Compelling. Ben Arnold Home Is Where The Heart Is 9pm, ITV1 Jaw-dropping conclusion of the celebrities-make-it-all-better show in which homeless people move in with a C-list mentor to get their lives back on track. Well, it certainly isn't to restore their dignity. Colin and Justin sit either side of recovering alcoholic Jim as he signs the lease on the flat that they've paid for. "You're not homeless any more," splutters one of them. As the social mechanisms to help the homeless are dismantled, they'd better hope a pair of celebrity prats offer to shell out for their rent. Julia Raeside Secrets Of The Superbrands 9pm, BBC3 No area of consumer culture elicits as much attention as high-end fashion, both from fervent devotees to the haute couture cause, as well as those left cold by the dubious values of the industry. In the latest instalment, Alex Riley investigates why clothing superbrands provoke such a fevered response from the public. On the way he meets some fashion acolytes, including handbag fetishists willing to spend upwards of £100 a month just to hire one. Gwilym Mumford True Stories: Crack House 10pm, More4 The intention here is to present the reality of America's debilitating crack trade by focusing on the efforts to round up one drugs gang in Chicago. It takes some getting into; the first few minutes are a baffling muddle of characters. Once it settles down, however, Crack House is something akin to The Wire for real (and, as such, reinforces what fine television that was). As matters unspool, the protagonists come properly to life in after-the-event interviews and genuine surveillance video; police, dealers and the pixelated informant that led the former to the latter. Andrew Mueller Geordie Shore 10pm, MTV "Girls call me a slut, ex-boyfriends call me a psycho and my mum calls me an idiot," says Charlotte Letitia Crosby, as if the remarks were made as veiled compliments, which they most likely weren't. This is Geordie Shore, a blizzard of artificial tan and binge drinking in the vein of reality shows including The Only Way Is Essex and Jersey Shore. Aping both shows' cartoonish stereotypes, Newcastle's barely clad nightlife is laid eye-wateringly bare. It's best summed up by 24-year-old Jay Gardner, whose mantra is "whoever, wherever", which is surely a fast track to chlamydia. BA Jamie's Food Revolution Hits Hollywood 10pm, Channel 4 Week two of Comrade Oliver's continuing attempts to convince Los Angelenos to swap their fries for falafel, and it's becoming clear that this is a near-unwinnable war. The pernicious forces of the LA Unified Schools District are disrupting Jamie's every move, while fast food joint owner Deano Perris remains resistant to his innovations. Fortunately, a renegade school superintendent converts to the cause. GM