The Kate Moss story – coming to a theatre near you

Kate Moss's fiance, Jamie Hince, is probably best known for being Kate Moss's fiance. He is also, however, the guitar-playing half of rock band the Kills, and, if current ­reports are true, a budding playwright. According to the Daily Mirror , the supermodel's lesser-known boyfriend is to write a drama about his girlfriend's life, with Moss contributing. For those who really can't wait for the opening night, here's a sneak preview . . . A Rolling Stone Gathers Kate Moss By Jamie Hince Act 1. Scene 1. An expensive house in north London. KATE (36) and JAMIE (40) are on the balcony. KATE is a waif-like figure whom others might wrongly describe as looking like a long-term drug addict. JAMIE is a handsome, famous-looking man. He has the confident air of a man who is ­famous in his own right. KATE: Oh, Jamie, I am so lucky to have you. Unlike the ­Libertines, who were awful and who no one has ever heard of, your band the Kills are a modern-day Rolling Stones. I am so very glad that you are here with me, Kate Moss. JAMIE: You could say that I've gathered you. KATE: Yes, that makes sense. There is the sound of a window smashing. PETE DOHERTY (30), clambers in over the broken glass. He is a small, pointless-looking man, who most people have never heard of. Others might rightly ­describe him as looking like a long-term drug addict. KATE: But soft, what homeless man through yonder window breaks in? PETE: Kate, it's me, Pete ­Doherty. I'm here to take you back. KATE: Oh, you. Don't you know I'm with the famous ­guitarist Jamie Hince now? PETE: He's not right for you, Kate. I looked him up on ­Wikipedia and he doesn't even have his own page. JAMIE (aside) : One of my fans ought to make one for me. KATE: I don't care what Wikipedia says about him . . . PETE: It doesn't say anything. KATE: . . . he's well-known, he's talented and he writes brilliant plays. That's enough for me. Now go away, you unpopular nobody. Exit PETE, defeated. JAMIE: Come on, Kate, let's go and see Jude Law. KATE: Yes, let's. He's nearly as ­famous as you.