Celebrity style: Peter Andre

Be still my beating groin. Has ever a sight filled you with so much glittering excitement and existential desire, so much anti-pathos? So much primal want? Photograph: Dave Hogan/Getty Images Pastels on a tanned bare chest, an eyebrow of a beard, and strong hands gripping a can of low-fat pop: these are the building blocks of our society. These are the sugars in our overbrewed tea Photograph: Jo Hale/Getty Images A shirt made of pure mercury, a tie so loosely worn that one’s mind can’t help but wonder if (pray that) the whole delicate outfit might fall off in a stiff breeze Photograph: Carlos Alvarez/Getty Images Isn’t it awful when your white T-shirt reacts badly with the fabric softener and in bright daylight suddenly exposes a black black soul? Photograph: Rex Features