Daily Mail guide to writing headlines

The Daily Mail has not quite got to grips with the concept of the "spoiler alert", the warning that alerts readers to the possibility that their enjoyment of a TV show may be about to be ruined by having a future plotline revealed. "SPOILER ALERT" began the Mail headline. So far so good. " Pregnant Molly left fighting for life after car crash on Coronation Street ." Well, it's a bit late now isn't it? An A for effort, an F for everything else.