Turning the air Blue

Rabbi Lionel Blue , known for his gentle Jewish humour on Radio 4's Thought for the Day, was in top form on Monday's slot. The Daily Mail reports that the cleric told listeners the following story to remind them not to worry about sex: "A tired old Jewish woman plods home from the textile factory. At the corner, a flasher leaps out and flings open his overcoat, revealing all. She goes up to him and peers intently. He trembles with anticipation. 'Do you call that a lining?' she says."