World Cup 2010: The weird and wonderful in South Africa

Fancy dress was especially popular among the spectators at this year's World Cup. This guy's done himself proud with a large, ceramic pot-hat ... that'll be de rigeur in the Stretford End next season Photograph: Srdjan Suki/EPA Photograph: Srdjan Suki/guardian.co.uk Another bloodthirsty hooligan in need of armed supervision Photograph: Natacha Pisarenko/AP Photograph: Natacha Pisarenko/guardian.co.uk Kiss my ... hairy, sweaty backside? Photograph: Nic Bothma/EPA Photograph: Nic Bothma/guardian.co.uk Maradona has provided us with ample amusement from the touchline. Looks like he's ordering himself some new Cuban heels. Only one inch? Don't flatter yourself Diego, you know that won't be enough Photograph: Daniel Garcia/AFP/Getty Images Photograph: Daniel Garcia/guardian.co.uk He's not best pleased. Maybe they've brought him a pair of stilts by mistake Photograph: Matthew Childs/Action Images Photograph: Matthew Childs/guardian.co.uk Or perhaps he was asking for some food. What's up Diego - is that gastric band not working for you? Photograph: Matthew Childs/Action Images Photograph: Matthew Childs/guardian.co.uk As a last resort, the Argentinian tries to get his message across using charades ... Photograph: Alex Livesey - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images Photograph: Alex Livesey - FIFA/guardian.co.uk 'P-I-E you moron! Gimme a pork pie, now, I'm starving!' Photograph: Matthew Childs/Action Images Photograph: Matthew Childs/guardian.co.uk England's performance was a comedy of errors. This man in the No10 shirt purported to be Wayne Rooney. Looks more like Pavlos Joseph Photograph: Tom Jenkins/Tom Jenkins Photograph: Tom Jenkins/guardian.co.uk Isn't that the Pope? Photograph: Quinn Rooney - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images Photograph: Quinn Rooney - FIFA/guardian.co.uk The banner on the front of this guy's hat says: 'Do it for the kids.' Wonder if the back says 'Or else...' Photograph: Chris McGrath/Getty Images Photograph: Chris McGrath/guardian.co.uk Turns out the team bus would've been the best option for getting to the match Photograph: Shaun Botterill - FIFA/FIFA via Getty Images Photograph: Shaun Botterill - FIFA/guardian.co.uk 'Pleasure to meet you, Mr Freeman' Photograph: Debbie Yazbek/AP Photograph: Debbie Yazbek/guardian.co.uk 'Calm down, Carlos, I might be the referee but that doesn't mean I know the rules' Photograph: Martin Meissner/AP Photograph: Martin Meissner/guardian.co.uk Talk of banning vuvuzelas came much to this guy's chagrin Photograph: Mariana Bazo/Reuters Photograph: Mariana Bazo/guardian.co.uk Dirk? Photograph: Clive Mason/Getty Images Photograph: Clive Mason/guardian.co.uk Maicon tries to work out why France are so rubbish at football Photograph: Francois-xavier Marit/AFP/Getty Images Photograph: Francois-xavier Marit/guardian.co.uk Is that really a sensible place to keep an iphone? Photograph: Reuters Photograph: guardian.co.uk 'Hey mum, enough of this nonsense, can we go to the swings now?' Photograph: Argenpress / Rex Features/Argenpress / Rex Features Photograph: Argenpress / Rex Features/guardian.co.uk