World Cup 2010: Reasons to be cheerful even if England lose

1. Some of you aren't actually English, right? 2. "Our boys" can't possibly look as ridiculous as the French. 3. And they can blame it on the vuvuzelas. 4. There's always that tennis thing to obsess about. 5. Bono's still not fit for Glastonbury. 6. That's the last emergency budget for at least three months. 7. And Osborne forgot to tax sex. 8. Giles Coren will soon be behind a paywall. 9. There's still one more Doctor Who to look forward to. 10. The nights have only just started to draw in.