Travel brochure for Gorillaz's new home, Plastic Beach

It's not all that easy to reach Plastic Beach, but if you hop on the occasional passing tuna trawler, you can be there in, ooh, about three weeks Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk Here's the island in its full glory. Where's the actual beach, you ask? Er, well it's too late, you're here now Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk Thrill seekers will love leaping into the unknown polluted waters from these creaky diving boards Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk At night, why not enjoy a Malibu with the island's only other inhabitant, Murdoc Niccals Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk You can, of course, spend your time swimming. You go first, we'll join you in there later Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk Check out the view from your own private pod. Don't worry, it will be redecorated by the time you arrive Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk The island is a must-visit location for exotic flora and fauna (look but please don't touch, the plants may be hugely toxic) Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk The boat that takes you there boasts a range of entertainment. Unfortunately, you won't be able to enjoy this as you will be hiding in the luggage crates Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk Scuba divers rejoice! Plastic Beach is equipped with its own diving centre Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk Wave goodbye to the island, as you are escorted from the premises by your own personal emergency helicopter Photograph: Parlophone Photograph: guardian.co.uk