Tom Cruise to play Louis Theroux (in Louis's dreams)

One can't imagine a film ever being made about the life of Louis Theroux . Are his Weird Weekends quite enough for the nation's television archives? Just in case, Theroux has let it be known that he'd like Tom Cruise to play him. "He's very intense and I don't feel I am so I'd like to see him bring his intensity to my lack of intensity. Plus I like it when Americans try to do British accents," the Daily Express reported.