Celebrity style: Beyoncé

Beyoncé style tip! Pencils at the ready! Lead licked? Here we go! Wear red. Men love red. It reminds them of innards Photograph: Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic.com An empty field. A blue sky. The sense that one should wear three pairs of pants in case one wets oneself Photograph: PR Is that a kettle on her chest? A camping kettle? Either way, it’s not ideal for sports day. Not really Photograph: PR Stop the world, fashion’s over! Beyoncé broke it in half with her drummer-boy-superhero-in-a-Traci-Lords-wig get-up. What a day. What a fine, fine day Photograph: PR