Sleeve Notes: Help! I'm locked in the statiommmf gmppfff!

Sleeve Notes readers, help, you've really got to help! As I write this I'm currently locked in one of the stationery cupboards in the far reaches of the Guardian culture hub! I don't know who did this to me but I've been in here for three hours with nothing to eat or drink apart from a handful of staples and three Post-It notes. Seriously, it's worse than the staff canteen! Come to think of it, the whole day has been pretty bizarre. Our computers have been crashing all day and when I phoned IT they said our firewall had been attacked by a server belonging to an M Niccals. Didn't make any sense to me, the only M Niccals I know is a cartoon, that Murdoc guy out of Gorillaz and ... oh no, surely not? Could they be planning to hijack guardian.co.uk/music? That'll certainly explain why the new album's been blasting out all afternoon. Hang on, they're coming back, I can hear them, oh lord is that gaffa tape? oh god not the face, not the faahhhh mmmfffff grrmmmmmffffff ... to be continued Five things we learned this week Carly Simon's You're So Vain might possibly be about former England keeper David Seaman Kasabian once decapitated somebody If we don't #saveBBC6music, a lot of people will cry There are still great music magazines being made More music has been dug up from The Druggiest Sessions In Rock™ Exclusive live sessions: How I wrote ... We've teamed up with the freshly relaunched Observer New Review to provide you with some exclusive weekly live sessions. The concept is simple: musicians explain how they came to write a particular song of theirs, then they perform the track. Last week, we had Rufus Wainwright tinkling the ivories , this time it's Vampire's Weekend's turn to impress with a lovely, acoustic version of their song White Sky . And remember ... the Guardian music Twitter page needs your support before Gorillaz hijack that too!