The Open 2010: A fashion editor's guide to John Daly's trousers

The favourites Cherry bomb 'Molto fierce,' as they say on the Milan catwalks. Animal print is a fashion classic. Channel Dolce & Gabbana and clash these with another print for the ultimate in OTT chic Pazeltine Straight from dandy Italian label Etro's back catalogue. Giant lilac and yellow is ludicrously outre for most. All the more reason that these are the perfect trousers for, say, a parents evening Purple & Gold How Andre 3000 are these? These trousers say 'ironic country gent' par excellence. What they really need is a bow tie, a waistcoat, a walking cane and a golfbag-full of hey-ya attitude The definite no-nos Pole Position Totally confusing. Are we at the Le Mans finish line or the 18th hole? Or are these catering slacks? Golf chic dictates that trousers should be loud, yes, but inappropriate and tame, no Disco Balls Tragic. Looks like the sort of thing an optician might show you to see if you were colour blind. If the theme is disco ball, at least make them metallic or something The Hamptons Are these left over from some church hall's production of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory? Or did Chris Evans leave them behind in the TFI Friday studio at some point in the mid-1990s? Shocking.