All the president's emails

To: Gordon Brown <[email protected]> Subject: Re: sincere and heartfelt apologies Gordon – I'm glad you're finally getting some help with your anger issues, but there's ­really no reason for you to apologise to me. ­Copenhagen was a frustrating time for ­everybody, and in the heat of the moment many regrettable things were said and, in your case, thrown. You're a passionate man, impatient for change – those are admirable qualities. I'm just sorry that my secret ­ service guys felt the need to wrestle you to the ground. But that's protocol, right? I hope that your arm is feeling better now. Barack To: John McCain <[email protected]> Subject: Re: healthcare summit John, you can dismiss it as "political ­theatre" if you want. But if it was theatre, then I got some pretty good reviews. Seven hours on live TV, and still making sense at the end of it – not something you'd expect from the previous incumbent. But honestly, let's put politics aside and move forward in a spirit of reconciliation. Yes, we can. BHO To: VPOTUS <[email protected]> Subject: Re: health summit – nice work! You don't understand, Joe – there are two types of "reconciliation" here. One is the ­notion of setting aside differences to work together, and the other is a complex ­legislative process aimed at ­ramming the healthcare bill through as is. We've tried the first, and now we're ­moving on to the second. If you'd stayed awake for the whole seven hours, you'd know this. BHO Hillary Clinton <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Brown apology Yeah, I got one too. I think they make you send them out, kinda like a 12-step thing. Any more gossip? Is it true he threw a bust of Churchill at Miliband? And people wonder why I don't do one-on-one with the guy any more. Going out for a cig – text me. BHO