Alice in Wonderland royal premiere

Is it these two? Helena Bonham Carter plays the Red Queen in partner Tim Burton's film. Is that a tiara on her head? Is that a royal wave he's giving? Certainly, there seems to be some sort of servant sheltering them from the elements Photograph: Yui Mok/PA Photograph: Yui Mok/guardian.co.uk But it turns out everyone gets an umbrella bearer. Here's Anne Hathaway, who plays the White Queen, giving hers the elbow Photograph: Yui Mok/PA Photograph: Yui Mok/guardian.co.uk Now that's what we call a tiara. The enduringly flame-haired Vivienne Westwood grins at the masses Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk Resourceful Timothy Spall tries to fashion a crown from his hand, with mixed results Photograph: Chris Jackson/Getty Images Photograph: Chris Jackson/guardian.co.uk Sharon Osbourne practises for the time they'll cast a coin in her image. Does that key unlock the crown jewels? Almost certainly Photograph: Carl Court/AFP/Getty Images Photograph: Carl Court/guardian.co.uk We're one step closer to genuine royalty with the arrival of Queen Vic beer pumper Barbara Windsor, with escort Scott Mitchell Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk Three approaches to acting like a royal: Hathaway affects lofty hauteur, Bonham Carter and Johnny Depp spy something in the distance, while Mia Wasikowska practises looking pleasantly vacant Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk A real royal at last! The Duchess of Windsor shows Mia Wasikowska how it's done. Bonham Carter cackles as her cover is blown Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk While Camilla is otherwise engaged, Duchess hopefuls seize their moment Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk Prince Charles chats with his father (played by Christopher Lee) and Paul Whitehouse, mute with deference Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk Some, however, are still confused. Michael Sheen struggles to identify the real monarch-in-waiting between Prince Charles and Matt Lucas, while Alan Rickman conspicuously fails to come to his aid Photograph: Ian West/PA Photograph: Ian West/guardian.co.uk