Celebrity style: Kelly Brook

The cropped legging, a curious beast. It exposes as it protects. It warms while cooling. It’s the Lindsay Lohan of trousers: obscene yet practical Photograph: Jonathan Hordle/Rex Features Sing it Kelly! The hills are alive with the sound of boobies Photograph: Sky/Rex Features If gods wore red spandex onezies, embroidered with gold filings and momentous cleavages, religion would be a much easier sell Photograph: Rex Features Sexy tip: men love women to wear red. It reminds them of gore Photograph: Rex Features Whoomph, there it is. A high-resolution bottom, in full, realistic colour Photograph: Richard Young /Rex Features