Losing Face

Facebook 's fun-loving criminal Craig 'Lazie' Lynch has finally been caught after months on the run while taunting police online, reports the Daily Express. Lynch, who has amassed 40,000 'friends' on his profile, posted images of himself with a Christmas turkey and wrote he had asked police for directions while taking his daughter to the London fireworks. He will spend the remainder of his sentence in prison - without an internet connection, one imagines.