This Morning wangles a winner

ITV1's This Morning interview with the man with the world's biggest penis has sent the Daily Star into euphemism overdrive. Jonah Falcon's "trousersnake" is a "Huge topic", "monster member" and "huge wang", apparently. The Sun limited itself to "enormous organ". Perhaps the most alarming aspect of the whole episode was Phillip Schofield ramming home just how inadequate the rest of mankind should feel, using cardboard cutouts to highlight the difference between Jonah and the "average flaccid male member" (as the Sun helpfully put it). Like some nightmarish game of pin the tail on the donkey.