From De La Soul Kidrobots to PieMo v SiCo, this week's winners and losers

Best Grown-Up Toy Of The Week Kidrobot.com are bringing out a De La Soul 3-Pack: who could resist a mini-Posdnuos? One foot high and vibing! TV Pukefest Of The Week It's PieMo v SiCo! Piers Morgan is interviewing fellow Britain's Got Talent judge Simon Cowell on Life Stories (Sat, 9pm, ITV1). Pass the sick bucket. Disaster Movie Of The Week Kamikaze eagles, atrocious special effects, even worse acting – the sub-Hitchcock horror Birdemic is the bad movie everybody's – sorry – raven about! ( birdemic.com ) The Week's Missed Opportunity To Say 'Calm Down, It's Only A Column!' Michael Winner, who wrote to Charlie Brooker saying how funny he found his Screen Burn slating of Winner's Dining Stars. Surprise Beyond-The-Grave Psychedelia Of The Week The "all-new" Jimi Hendrix track Valleys Of Neptune is pure Atlantis-powered freak joy. Excessive Spelling-Free Mp3 Of The Week Aziz Ansari's comedy alter ego RAAAAAAAANDY teams up with TVOTR's Dave Sitek for hip-hop diss track AAAAAAAANGRY (with 8 As). HilAAAAAAAArious. Coming Soon Alert Of The Week Don't worry, trees! Sky1 is sending Ross Kemp to Brazil to save you for Ross Kemp's Rainforest Rescue! Oi, leaf it aaahhht, you twigs! twitter.com/guideguardian