Guardian Viral Video Chart: World Cup 2010 kicks off

I'm readying myself for a month of being a social outcast for having zero interest in the World Cup, and actively looking for a pub with a sign outside saying it doesn't have an HD TV screen showing all matches. That said, I did enter a sweepstake today and maybe it's a slippery slope. I was also about to dismiss this official World Cup theme because it's Shakira . It's a great song though, and might get that John Barnes Mars advert out of my head. Elsewhere we have a man jumping into a hole underwater (yes, that does make sense) which is quite the most remarkable thing I've ever seen in the video chart; a puking weightlifter ; a drummer that's living the dream; and (possibly) Gaga's youngest fan . The latter is singing for so long I swear he started singing with a green banana and by the end it's brown and freckly, like an old lady's banana. (That's not a euphemism.) Guardian Viral Video Chart. Compiled by Unruly Media and heavily edited by Jemima who picks out the stuff she likes, plus some other stuff she feels obliged to include. Like World Cup stuff. But not John Barnes. It was rubbish then and it's rubbish now. 1 Waka Waka (This Time for Africa): Official Fifa 2010 theme Oh alright - have your World Cup fix. 2 Insoutenable - sécurité routière French road safety video. Harsh but very well done. 3 Guillaume Nery base jumping at Dean's Blue Hole Serene and terrifying at the same time. Don't forget the freediving camerawoman Julie Gautier. 4 Logan Lucy 1008lb squat, and puked I think this is only slightly more than my son weighed at birth. I also puked. 5 Surprised kitty We haven't had a cat for a while. That's because I believe they are evil. Even this one. 6 This drummer is at the wrong gig Living the dream. 7 The annoying orange Yep. Annoying. And pointless. 8 T-shirt war 222 t-shirts and some clever animation. 9 Old Spice - the man your man could smell like Look away. Look back. We just found the world's greatest advert! 10 Me dancing and singing to Bad Romance by Lady Gaga This week's little monster, bless him. Source: Viral Video Chart . Compiled from data gathered at 21:00 on 10 June 2010. The Weekly Viral Video Chart is currently based on a count of the embedded videos and links on approximately two million blogs.