From Mad Men to Benicio Del Toro, this week's winners and losers

Finale Of The Week Mad Men goes all-action in its final episode (Wed, 10pm, BBC4) as Betty and Don face off and Sterling Cooper's future is thrown into doubt. Unmissable. Unexpectedly Huge Tunes Of The Week Crystal Castles return with an album so ravey, one spin will have you boshing all the way back to the 90s. Whoop! Weirdo Blog Of The Week Michael Buble Being Stalked By A Velociraptor. Say no more. See bit.ly/bubleraptor Threesome Of The Week Brown, Cameron and Clegg try not to get too sweaty under the studio lights (Thu, 8.30pm, ITV1). Geek Heaven Alert Of The Week Joss "Buffy" Whedon is in talks to direct Marvel's Avengers movie – the one where Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, Captain America and Ant-Man hang out being super. Damn Fine Coffee Of The Week David Lynch's Signature Cup coffee is now available to order at davidlynchcoffee.co.uk . Log lady not included. Comedown Of The Week Benicio Del Toro, one of the finest actors of his generation, stoops to advertising Magnum ice cream. For shame. Seasonal News Of The Week Our fave slackers are set to return in A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas. In 3D. Like, woah! Breakout Of The Week Guide lifers Tricia Ling and Steve Rose are free at last. Hallelujah! twitter.com/guideguardian