From new HBO shows to The Door, this week's winners and losers

New HBO TV watch It's hard to decide what we're most excited about: Scorsese's Boardwalk Empire with Steve Buscemi or David Simon's Treme. H-iiiiii-t! The 'Oh If Only' award of the week Chris Tarrant hosts The Door (Fri, 9pm, ITV1), a new gameshow in which celebs and Dean Gaffney face their "worst fears". Like no one watching? Room service menu of the week You've got to love the vamp-friendly Hotel Carmilla in True Blood, complete with humans on tap: "male, straight, B-negative". Sitcom countdown alert "Die Aslan, die!" Ben meets the lions at Trafalgar Square in Outnumbered – back next week. Confused tune of the week You like Led Zep. You like Mary J Blige. But who's better? Luckily she's covered Whole Lotta Love on her new album so you can finally decide. Mash-up of the week Dunder Splifflin – Lil Wayne and the theme from the US Office. Together at, um, last. See bit.ly/rappingpaper Best 80s remix of the week Late hip-hop producer J Dilla rewires Men Without Hats' ridiculously infectious Safety Dance into a slo-mo shimmer for his Donut Shop album (out May). Best chance to do your 1993 indie dance Steve Lamacq and Jo Whiley are dusting off their Britpop seven-inches for an Evening Session reunion on Good Friday (6pm, BBC 6 Music). twitter.com/guideguardian