From the return of Ashes To Ashes to Budweiser & Clamato … this week's winners and losers

Wonkiest Art Event Of The Week Harold Offeh's Margate's First Beaux Arts Ball (Saturday 13 March, 3.30pm) in which locals are invited to dress up as their favourite buildings in the town. Tipple Of The Week Budweiser and Clamato (clam juice + tomato), together in a can. Thanks America. *Bokes* Best Video Of The Week OK Go's This Too Shall Pass. Man, those guys know how to play with dominoes . If only they'd pay as much attention to the music. (Un)Dead Media Format Of The Week Collectors will kill for the limited-edition VHS copies of new retro horror House Of The Dead. Video nicety! What? Really? Event Of The Week An Evening With Mike Tyson at Venue Cymru, Llandudno, this Friday. Yes, really. Caught Between The Moon And New York City Award Of The Week Russell Brand is lining up to take on Dudley Moore's playboy role in a remake of 80s comedy Arthur. "Hello girls!" Album Track Of The Week The sublime pop mastery of On Melancholy Hill on Gorillaz's Plastic Beach. Albarn aces again. Cult TV Countdown Of The Month Only a few weeks until Gene Hunt returns in Ashes To Ashes. [To Bolls] "We're a team – Bodie and Doyle. I'm the one in the SAS, you can be the one with the girl's hair. Now get your knickers on, we're leaving." twitter.com/guideguardian