Ed and David Miliband's speeches, digested

Ed Miliband Let me pay tribute to my brother for his loyalty ... David Miliband ... and let me pay tribute to mine for stabbing me in the back, for robbing me of my birthright of the Labour leadership and forcing me to get a proper bloody job for the first time in my life. Ed As I said, David's right behind me ... David ... it's the only safe place ... Ed ... and I will be asking him to serve in my shadow cabinet ... David ... I'm not serving you, pal. Ed ... as a sign of our unity. David To those of you looking for a psycho-drama, I am sorry to disappoint. Oh, whoops. That bit was from the speech I was going to give if I won. What the party needs to do now is move on together and that is best done by my being unclear about my future and sniping at Ed from the sidelines. Ed So. Do you want to be shadow chancellor or not? David Not saying, so there. Balls I'll do it if he won't. Ed Over my dead body. I'm my own man, you know. The unions I wouldn't be so sure about that.