From Father & Son to Emmanuel-Jones, this week's winners and losers

Drama of the week ITV's new Frank Deasy-scripted gang drama Father & Son might be the best British TV show we've seen this year. (Mon, 9pm, ITV1). Foodie drama of the week NY Times writer suggests MIA ain't 4-real because she dines on truffle-flavoured french fries. Foodies hit back saying that said fries have never been posh. What a truffle kerfuffle! Disco anthem of the week Leonore O'Malley's First Be A Woman (from the ace new Horse Meat Disco 2 comp). Includes the lines: "When you're walking down the street/Show your feminine appeal/Even tho' you're wearing jeans/It's important to be real." Tory fail of the week Camera crew follow wannabe MP Wilfred Emmanuel-Jones from 2007 for a TV doc (Cameron's Black Tory, Sun, 7pm, C4). Big finale ruined somewhat by his failure to win. Unnecessary cover version of the week Liza Minnelli doing Single Ladies in Sex And The City 2. Sadly, not the worst thing in the film. Surprise psychedelic sample of the week Kanye's new hand-clapping stomper Power lifts the chorus from King Crimson's 21st Century Schizoid Man. What the Fripp?! The week's oddest vigilante transformation Jack Bauer finds time to kit up in a full-on Batman Kevlar bodysuit to kidnap president Logan before the finale tomorrow. Holy dammit! twitter.com/guideguardian