From Beavis & Butt-head to John Barrowman, this week's winners and losers

Comeback news of the week Are MTV really bringing back Beavis & Butt-head? Cool! ("Hur-hur, you said 'come'." "Fartknocker." "Buttmunch." "Bunghole." Etc, etc.) This week's best attempt to be more prolific than Prince Wiley's dropped his management and uploaded 11 Zip Drives'-worth of tunes (over 80 all-new tracks) on to the internet. Some quite good. Employees of the week New film Ready, Set, Bag! documents the National Best Bagger contest in Vegas – for people who really, really excel at packing supermarket shopping. Pig Fact Of The Week The sex pheromone given off by a virile boar is the same as the chemical contained in truffles (Private Life Of Pigs, Thu, 8pm, BBC2). We think this means truffles = Old Spice for boars. Oink! Best new short band names of the week 1. Bim. 2. Dom. 3. Mopp. Ensemble Album Of The Month TV On The Radio guitarist Dave Sitek lures David Byrne, Karen O and more into his Maximum Balloon crew. Omelette assessment of the week "Looks like it's got egg in it." Brookside's Alex Fletcher gets cooking on Celeb MasterChef (Wed, 8pm, BBC1). Why are you still here of the week? John Barrowman. For daily updates and stuff visit twitter.com/guideguardian and guardianguide.tumblr.com