From Justin Bieber to John Malkovich, this week's winners and losers

Toughest assassin crew of the week The A-Team? The Expendables? The Losers? Nah, the team of highly-trained killers we're most excited about is RED 's retired assassins: Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, John Malkovich and er, Helen Mirren. Killer! Campaigners of the week The internet hijackers answering a poll on a Justin Bieber fansite about where he should play on his new tour. Leading with 332,151 votes ... North Korea ! Tennis T-shirt of the week He may have been hammered by Rafa Nadal , but we've got more respect for Andy Murray for rocking up to training in a Method Man top. Release yo delf, Murray! Week's most sincere non-ironic live cover version Devendra Banhart was rocking a cover of Taylor Dayne's 80s mall-pop hit Tell It To My Heart . Like, emotion overload, dude. Most anticipated of the week Only two weeks to wait for Simon Amstell 's new sitcom Grandma's House. 16-letter word of last week Overnumerousness, as delivered (in a joke, no less) by IT Crowd's Moss during a game of Street Countdown . Word up! Good/bad news of the week 6 Music is saved ! [Populist does indie shuffle of joy to Smiths B-side]. Asian Network is still for the chop. [What's Urdu for Start Twitter Campaign NOW?] twitter.com/guideguardian