From Savan Kotecha to Nick Clegg, this week's winners and losers

Crowning glory of the week Fess up: has someone made a bet with vocal coach Savan Kotecha to see how many wigs and hats he can get through every week? 'Fro real! Castaway of the week Nick Clegg is on Desert Island Discs (Sun, 10.15am, R4). Clear the air for Under My Thumb, Mellow Yellow, Almost Blue and er ... anything by the Cutting Crew. Archive TV of the week The BBC has put its goofy 80s science show The Great Egg Race online. Desert Island record decks, a robot piano player and a host called Prof Heinz Wolf? Sounds like a regular night out in Dalston. Timing of the week US channel Spike announces a new show from the makers of Deadliest Catch: Coal. It's about … miners! Best PR stunt ever? Hygienic band of the week "BBC! Clean this bathroom. Respect yourself." Note left by veteran rockers the Steve Miller Band in their Later With Jools Holland dressing room. Non-crowning glory of the week Ed Harris? G Gordon Liddy? DMX? It can only be GQ's Most Powerful Bald Men list! Muppets of the week New additions to Jason Segel and Nick Stoller's Muppets movie: Amy Adams, Chris Cooper and Rashida Jones. Haiiiii-yah! twitter.com/guideguardian guardianguide.tumblr.com