From Confessions to Smoga, this week's winners and losers

Soundtrack of the week Great music in Tetsuya Nakashima's classroom vengeance thriller Confessions: Radiohead, Bach and a Can-like Japanese band called Boris. 'Like a golden spaceship touching down on a rainbow runway in a field of fresh mint' Lady Gaga's producer DJ White Shadow explains the new sound. Unlikely festival addition Sonisphere, 8-10 July: Metallica, Anthrax, Megadeth, Slayer and … Weezer?! Good luck ducking those bottles of piss, Rivers. In no way will this not be as exciting as it sounds How can a documentary called Beast Man: Mongolian Death Worm possibly fail? Find out on Nat Geo Wild, Mon, 8pm. Dubstep purists look away The Halifax FM ad has been given a rinsing re-rub . But will Howard be coming back to duet with James Blake? Exercise regime of the week Everyone knows yoga is good for you. And everyone knows that smoking is good for you. But do you know how to get the best out of both these lifestyle choices? Try Smoga ! Rolling in the aisles Adele's recent hit has given fresh impetus to the mash-up massive. Our favourite sees her Rolling With The Stones twitter.com/guideguardian guardianguide.tumblr.com