All the president's emails

To: White House Staff Subject: facebook I'd like to thank everybody who felt the need to bring to my attention the fact that there is a Facebook group with more than a million members, all praying for my death. You've really made my day. Fantastic. Thanks again. There is also, I notice, a Facebook petition group calling for the original page's removal, which is gaining members fast. I don't think we should get involved officially, but if anyone wants to join the petition group – hey, it's a free country. BHO To: Hillary Clinton <[email protected] Subject: Re: third UK debate Yeah, I had to watch at least some of it, because Gordon sent me an email right after asking what I thought his best lines were. It's like watching cricket: amazingly dull, and impossible to tell who's winning. To be honest, I don't like the idea of having a "special relationship" with any of them. After the election let's see if we can get the new guy to drop that expression. We can call it "the convenient alliance" or "the suitable arrangement" or something. Barack To: BP Group CEO Tony Hayward <[email protected]> Subject: Re: disaster management Tony: Let me assure you the federal govt is making every effort to keep your oil spill off our country, but ultimately that oil is your responsibility, and your problem. As president I will make every effort to ensure this does not become some kind of offshore Katrina for which you will be blamed. The buck stops with me, and then I invoice you. Hope that's clear. Barack To: VPOTUS <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Whatever you say, chief! Thanks Joe, but you've joined the wrong Facebook page. How's that gonna look, you praying for my death? See up in the top left-hand corner where it says "leave group"? Click on that, and then turn off your computer. You shouldn't be social networking during office hours anyway. B