All the president's emails

To: Rahm Emanuel <rahm.emanuel3 @gmail.com> Subject: Re: Andrew Romanoff Rahm, Rahm, Rahm, Rahm: in future, if we should ever secretly offer a senate candidate a government job in exchange for dropping out of a primary race to give our guy a clear run – I mean, this is totally hypothetical – can we not use a White House email account to do it? And could you also do it without mentioning it to me? Next time something like this happens I wouldn't mind a little plausible deniability. Even me having to tell you this sort of spoils it. B To: BP Group CEO Tony Hayward <[email protected]> Subject: My boot, your neck Don't get me wrong, Tony – I like it that this is your fault. Of course I would love to see the oil leak contained, but it's vital that each new failure to contain it is your failure, and yours alone. In fact I'm cancelling my trip to Asia in order to be on hand to take full responsibility for blaming you. I'm gonna be scrubbing pelicans all week, and shaking my head ruefully. I've attached the next invoice as a pdf, by the way. Barack To: Michelle Obama <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Fw: George W Bush wants to be friends on Facebook I know, I got one too. Just ignore it. Don't even click Ignore – do nothing. I know it seems rude, but if you friend him back everyone will know. You might as well join the "I'm Glad We Waterboarded Khalid Sheik Mohammed" fan page. B To: VPOTUS <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Hey, why aren't we in this thing? We'd kick ass! First of all, when they say "World Cup Football", they mean soccer, and second of all, we are in it, but it's highly unlikely we'll be kicking much ass. I'd welcome the distraction more than anyone, Joe, but I don't think we should draw any extra attention to it in case it just ends up depressing the hell out of everyone. Barack