All the president's emails

To: Gordon Brown <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Be honest – how did I do? Hey Gordon, I thought you were great: statesmanlike, in control, not afraid to go on the attack or use a lot of boring numbers. I don't pretend to understand everything about British politics, but I thought you addressed each point sincerely and with gravitas. Which one was the guy were you worried about? Surely not the one in the middle. He looked like he was made of balloons. Barack To: Hillary Clinton <[email protected]> Subject: Re: OMG are you watching this???? Nah, I turned it off after 10 minutes. I've never seen people lie so badly. Actually, I thought the guy on the left was OK, Nick Leg. How come I've never heard of him? And how come my congratulatory email keeps bouncing back? Must be the new network security stuff from cybercom. B To: General Keith Alexander <[email protected]> Subject: Re: cybercom security protocols General – believe me, it's not a big deal. I know you're busy. I get it that hundreds of thousands of attacks are made on our computer servers daily. I understand the great risk presented by cyberterrorism to our economy, our national security and our freedom. I just want to know why, when I still get 650 emails a day offering me $500 in bonus chips if I open a poker account, am I unable to send a simple message to some British politician? I checked my outgoing mail settings like you said, and they seem fine. BHO To: Buzz Aldrin <[email protected]> Subject: Re: rocket to Mars Glad to have you on board, Buzz. We've faced some criticism over our plans for NASA's future, most hurtfully from your former colleague Neil Armstrong, and from people who think we should go to the moon again before we attempt Mars. To them I intend to say, "You know what? We've been there." So what I need to ask you urgently is this: we have already been to the moon, haven't we? I mean, it was all for real, right? Barack.