All the president's emails: Rahm Emanuel, Bob Woodward and Binyamin Netanyahu

To: Rahm Emanuel <[email protected]> Subject: Re: Woodward's [expletive deleted] book You know what? In a way I'm glad the world now knows what I have to work with: some of the most insecure, spiteful, back-stabbing whiners ever to be charged with safeguarding our national defence. Honestly, it's like Gossip Girl in uniform. Yes, the book will probably make things worse for us in the midterm elections, but if it stops one child from wanting to grow up and become president of the Untied States, it will have been worth it. Sorry, bad day. B To: Bob Woodward <[email protected]> Subject: Congratulations Well done, Bob, for leaking the book in such a publicity-friendly manner. I wish you all success. Just one thing: in future, when I preface a remark by saying "OTR", that stands for "off the record". Pretty common shorthand round here. I realise the same letters could also stand for "on the record", so I guess it's my fault for being naive. Under the circumstances, I should probably thank you for not telling the world I wear Spider-Man pajamas. That's still very much OTR (off the record), BTW (by the way). Barack To: Binyamin Netanyahu <[email protected]> Re: UN speech Hey, Bibi. I just thought I'd send you a link to my UN speech the other day. I noticed none of your people were there – some sort of holiday or something, wasn't it? Anyway, you might find it interesting – tinyurl.com/39msnjm . It's about building a framework for lasting peace, instead of MORE SETTLEMENTS. Check it out. BHO To: Rahm Emanuel <[email protected]> Subject: Re: so is Petraeus supposed to be Serena? Or Blair? I don't know even who Serena is. I've never seen Gossip Girl. I was just saying that these generals are all like . . . Oh God, I'm too tired to finish this. Hold my calls. B